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There’s just so many things… nothing’s right, I’m torn…

Torn about what there is to blog about, which is a lot.

Last time I was in touch, I was in Singapore. Remarkably enough, that project continues. We finish off with a shoot in LA in about a weeks’ time… I’m looking forward to LA. Everyone seems to hate it, but you cannot deny that it is the centre and heart of this industry into which I have entered. I’m looking forward to absorbing it.

Since last post I’ve been to southern France (the Pyrenees and surrounds), Barcelona, Figueres, La Jonquera, Le Perthus, Fowey, London and Paris. Well-travelled, have I become, indeed. Yes, all the same project. After LA I will be bored, indeed.

The other new news is that yesterday I ceased being a denizen of the Inner West. I am now a mountain-folk. I moved yesterday from my studio apartment in Dulwich Hill, into a two-bedroom cottage in Katoomba. And, so far, I am loving it. I love having my own everything: from the backyard to the kitchen to the front yard to everything. Love. It. All. And it’s all mine – bwoohahahaha.

Anyway.

That’s about it for now. Was there an election? I have no idea.

Until next time…

Greetings from Singapore!

The last few days of filming have been going really well. The interviews are gleaning some important insights, and the freedom that the writers and the crew have been given means that we are able to ask some tough questions, and the answers are worth it.

It’s also been great to film B-roll out amongst the hustle and bustle. This was particularly great in Hong Kong, which I actually prefer over Singapore as a city. Hong Kong feels like a living, dynamic and vibrant place, with a truly developed culture, people and feel. Singapore seems too artificial in a lot of ways – it’s an effective system, in that everything is engineered to keep the city clean and the economy running, but, like Dubai in a way, the city feels fake.

More on this on my return – we have to film now!

Until next time…

We are now up to Shooting Day 4 of Beyond Infinity, and I have to say it’s fast becoming the biggest, most challenging, but ultimately, I’ve no doubt, the most rewarding project I’ve worked on thus far.

Days 1-3 were an enormous challenge, logistically and personally, as we balanced people, politics and production, but came away with the goods: 8-10 great interviews with some wonderful responses from clients, colleagues and industry veterans. Day 1 saw us back up at Taree, at Jim Frazier’s farm, and Days 2 and 3 were in Sydney.

This post finds me in the bizarre and crazy city of Hong Kong, where we flew yesterday. Today we’re headed to the InterContinental to film another couple of interviews, thence out into said craziness to pick up some B-Roll and pieces-to-camera. We’re still in Honkers tomorrow morning, at an optical distribution factory/office building, then tomorrow night we fly to Singapore, where we’ll be getting more interviews and seeing some of the Fusionopolis complex.

Back to Sydney on Saturday morning, where a few weeks of ‘pre-post’ and data organisation will take place, alongside some standard Onion work (and Ph.D compilation/research for me), then we’re off to France in early July.

All very exciting!

Until next time…

Just in case you missed it, last week I live-tweeted my progress as I caught a bus over the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Here it is, posted for eternity…

Live coverage of my crossing the Harbour Bridge

Live coverage of my crossing the Harbour Bridge

And there you have it.

Until next time…

I was all set to do a massive hardcore blog on how awesome and swell things were looking and then I was in a car prang this afternoon. Joy of joyous and joyuble joys.

Anyway. Unravel Me is in the can, and boy, am I glad to see it so. I hand it all over to my editor on Wednesday, and I can’t wait to see a rough cut. I also like contracts/releases where the payment section lists only ‘Asahi,’ with some clause pertaining to ’sharing.’

Kevin Rudd is on Good News Week. Shouldn’t he be doing more important things? Like, well, running the nation, and such.

Anyhoo. That’s it from me, for now. Q&A is on.

Until next time…

I’m not ashamed to admit I like the new Channel Ten promo. You can see it here.

What I take issue with is the nigh-immediate response it got from folks that work in the mental health industry, who state that it unnecessarily lampoons the very serious issue of mental health.

Point number one – at which point does it poke fun at real people who are genuinely suffering from mental disability (which, may I say, is definitely a real problem, and not a single person is doubting this)?

Secondly, I despair for the advancement of comedy when something so benign is taken as being offensive. Making fun of minorities, of society’s fringe, is wrong. But this kind of humour is brilliantly self-deprecating in the most wonderfully and classically Australian way.

Making fun of oneself is a comedic principle the British pride themselves on, and is the reason for the success of Monty Python, Little Britain and other comedy gold. The second Australia tries it, some advocacy group comes out of the woodwork and slams it down.

No wonder there’s nothing good on TV any more.

Until next time…

The following post is adapted from an email I sent to my family today, three days after first landing in New York from Sydney…

My flights over were good, though I didn’t get any sleep on either of them. United took good care of me, and we touched the ground at JFK half an hour earlier than expected. The descent was somewhat anticlimactic, as you can barely see the Manhattan skyline through all the smog.

I was accosted at the airport by a few shady characters who claimed to be taxi drivers (when they weren’t kidnapping small children and defenseless animals), but then heard one particular Italian New York accent ring out above all the other ones. I found the source of it, whose name was Freddie (and looked like a henchman from the Godfather), and decided he was my guy.

The cab ride to the hostel was unforgettable. Not least of which because we didn’t go below 75-80mph (about 120kph) the whole way, and that road markings mean nothing in New York. But I got the full tour – the tower where they shot part of Men In Black, the venue of the US Open, and as we went over RFK Bridge, that magnificent skyline in full view.

The cab wasn’t cheap, but worth it to get to the hostel safely and comfortably after so long in the air. The hostel is a massive five-storey edifice on Amsterdam Ave by 103rd St. It’s undergoing renovations at the moment, but it’s still relatively comfortable, and the showers are hot. And for convenience, there’s no better budget accommodation. Broadway is a block over, and the 103 St Subway is a 2 minute walk.

I didn’t get a great deal of sleep Monday night, if any, but I was keen to get out and explore on Tuesday, and to get my bearings. I walked down through Central Park to the Museum of Natural History (still haven’t gone there yet, waiting til after my side-trips) and then kept going down Central Park West until I hit Broadway again, and then Times Square.

Nowhere else is there such a collision of architecture, grandeur, and capitalism than in that boulevarde. There is just neon and people everywhere. They’ve just cordoned off a section in the middle of the square where you can grab a coffee and use the internet, but I just sat and tried to take it all in. Much like Sydney, there are little souvenir shops run by Asians, and the obligatory Starbucks on every corner (there are more Starbucks than there are McDonalds, I’m certain of it).

I also visited Central Park Zoo on Tuesday, and saw the seals, polar bears, penguins, marmosets, among others. Good fun!

Rob was right about the food, for the most part. If you’re north of 42nd St there’s not much choice apart from pizza, bagels, pastries or crazy deli sandwiches made of pure carbs with a sprinkling of lettuce (and beer, which you can buy almost anywhere, and cigarettes, which you can buy from the chemist). Yesterday, though, I jumped on the subway down to 14th St, eager to visit Greenwich Village, which I’d heard was the cultural centre of New York between 1945 and 1970. Much of that old vibe is gone, now, sadly, replaced by large brick monstrosities and trendy yuppie types. But walking down Bleecker St – with Simon and Garfunkel ringing in my ears – I came across a few old record shops, tattoo parlours and bookshops, reminiscent of more socially aware times. On MacDougall St, just up from Bleecker, I found the Esperanto Cafe, a warm and inviting little place that served the only good cappuccino I’ve had in New York thus far.

From there I explored the East Village, and it was in these areas that I found the most amazing food… authentic Spanish and Mexican, proper Italian food, noodle bars. It was refreshing to know that it wasn’t all bagels and hot dogs! I think somewhere between the East Village and Greenwich lies my favourite spot in New York so far.

As far as landmark spotting goes, I saw the angels in Central Park, and the composers/writers in the mall, the Washington Memorial in Washington Square Park, the building where John Lennon was killed, and the various museums, only a couple of which I’ve been in (the Metropolitan Museum of Art is unbelievable). The only things more numerous than Starbucks are the squirrels – they’re everywhere, and very cute!!

Today I flew to Boston, which was such a short flight it was almost pointless (35 minutes from La Guardia to Logan). Grabbed my bags, jumped on a shuttle to South Station Subway, and traversed the crazy Boston subway system to Northeastern University, where I weaved my way around Hemenway Street to the hostel. After checking in with the crazy young hostel staff, I dumped my bags and headed out for a wander. Boston is truly beautiful. After the hustle, bustle, smog and debris of New York, Boston is almost refreshing. There are streets full of beautiful red and tan-brick four-storey apartment blocks, leftover from the 18th and 19th Centuries, and the older buildings down Massachusetts Avenue are breathtaking.

But it gets dark and cold real quick here! It’s 4:40pm and I’m rugged up inside, afraid to leave for fear of frostbite! There’s a nice-looking pizza joint I want to try out, though, just down Hemenway Street – and having had my first cup of tea here at the hostel, I can’t wait to taste my first Sam Adams here in Boston.

Will report in soon.

Until next time…

Tweets from 17-18 May 2009:
  • 22:26 Oh, God. *smashheaddesk*. #
  • 23:07 Wine from a coffee mug. That pretty much sums up the situation. #
  • 23:20 @sybylla84 Oh no! Are you okay – to all of that? #
  • 23:26 @khali_blache @ceruleanbreeze Can I come? I has wine. #
  • 23:38 @khali_blache A clash or coalescence of the life-view of Edgar Allan Poe and the rustic rivet-bound aesthetic of the Industrial Revolution. #
  • 23:45 @khali_blache Wish I could pull 13500 words of that together for my damn thesis. #
  • 23:49 @khali_blache Boo indeed. Epic boo. And mid-October, though I have to have a first draft by mid-late-June. #
  • 23:49 @cartoonmoney Yay for ugly coneheaded alien warriors! #
  • 00:01 @khali_blache Life, work, influences and legacy of Stanley Kubrick. #
  • 00:01 @khali_blache Out of curiosity, what was your 9yo thesis about? #
  • 00:13 @khali_blache It has been/is. There's just a tremendous amount of personal/emotional/and now medical stuff going on that's halting progress. #
  • 00:13 @khali_blache That sounds stunning. #
  • 00:16 @khali_blache Wanna bet? *smiles dazzlingly* #
  • 00:17 @khali_blache Oh so true. #
  • 00:20 @khali_blache You bet ;) #
  • 00:24 @khali_blache Why Norway? #
  • 00:35 @khali_blache Indeed! Now for a bit of Spooks before bed. Night! #
  • 00:45 @khali_blache @nocturnalie Daniel Jackson? #
  • 00:54 @khali_blache @nocturnalie God it's been ages since I watched Stargate of any stripe. SG1 was a thurs night tradition after piano lessons. #
  • 00:55 @khali_blache @nocturnalie Then I got hooked on SGA. Sigh. Should get some out from work. #
  • 10:39 @ramblelite Could be worse; could be coffee. #
  • 10:44 @ceruleanbreeze I have eps 1-4 of #Castle, will probably have 5 and 6 by tonight. Will give you that plus #Ed and #Dollhouse. #
  • 10:49 @ceruleanbreeze Lol I know. #
  • 10:56 @squirrelyTONKS RE: Your Angels&Demons vlog – yes, read the book. Movie was pretty good, book is horribly written but blasted good fun. #
  • 10:59 On a completely random note, my thesis currently stands at almost 70 tweets in length. #
  • 11:21 @calyndra Still in one piece? #
  • 11:43 @calyndra Lol worse things could happen. #
  • 11:52 "Now, Dmitri, you know we always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bomb. The bomb, Dmitri. The hydrogen bomb." #
  • 11:56 Arg to happy, bubbly, giggly receptionists. *slap* #
  • 12:10 Right. Get off Facebook, Dan. #
  • 12:19 @ceruleanbreeze Lol no, but it looks an awful lot like Lord Byron. #
  • 12:24 @ceruleanbreeze Indeed :) #
  • 12:25 I wantz to play Starfy yayz: bit.ly/173evs #
  • 12:59 Trailer for 'Nine'; new film by maker of Chicago; Kidman, Cruz, Dench, Day-Lewis, Ferguson, Cotillard – tinyurl.com/ofs5cs #
  • 13:08 @ceruleanbreeze Yeah that was a freaky episode. Burrrrrgh. #
  • 13:08 Oh. So Deathly Hallows got split in two for filmic purpose. Huh. #harrypotter #
  • 13:10 Half-Blood Prince looks scary as shite. bit.ly/4WwKr #harrypotter #
  • 13:15 YAY! I love it when a trailer makes me cack myself: bit.ly/Xf9Qj #
  • 13:16 xD #
  • 13:22 @ceruleanbreeze One or two. #
  • 13:23 Just heard voices outside. Looked around and saw the back end of a horse walking past my door. Talking horses. Sheesh. What next? #
  • 13:39 Ooooh. I might leave my earbuds next to the heat release vent on my laptop more often. What a pleasant sensation that is. #
  • 13:51 LOL @ Dara Ó Briain. YouTube him. God command ye. I love how the Irish say 'feckin'. Hilarity indeed. #
  • 13:52 'For those of you not familiar, "The Lord's Prayer" was written by Jesus himself. The major themes are bread… and trespassing.' #
  • 13:57 CURSE YOU, YOUTUBE! Give me those two hours back you fiend! #
  • 14:13 The host of Never Mind The Buzzcocks reminds me of a guy who works in the building where my prod company is. Maybe just cos he's British. #
  • 14:16 Yay – Jess Hynes is back in new series of Doctor Who. #
  • 14:34 Christmas Special. Not new series. She's in the Christmas Special, working title "Adios Tennant." #
  • 14:50 Smile Eminem. Just smile. It's not hard. SMILE. #
  • 14:54 Barrowman on @wossy's show: bit.ly/caqFA #
  • 15:22 LOL – Barrowman was in Shark Attack III. Awesome. #
  • 15:35 Amazingly I still haven't seen that. Despite the fact that Robbie's in it. Might get that and some Stargate from work tonight. #
  • 15:35 Last was @squirrelyTONKS. #
  • 15:39 @squirrelyTONKS He was great in The Producers. #
  • 15:39 @squirrelyTONKS And very blonde, if I remember correctly. #
  • 15:47 Yay for Torchwood. Very slow completely-legal-acquisition rate. #
  • 17:05 @ramblelite Despite the fact that it's a photo of tea and toast – the least offensive photosubject EVER – you still have the option to flag. #
  • 17:05 @ramblelite Hilarityness. #
  • 17:07 Almost absent-mindedly put earbud in mouth. Awkward. #
  • 19:15 The HMAS Blargity Blarg has well and truly set sail. #
  • 19:36 Dear Kelly Clarkson: my life wouldn't suck without you. In fact, I think my quality of life would improve noticeably. #
  • 20:11 @ceruleanbreeze Da, comerade. #
  • 20:19 – feeling oh so bleg. #fb #
  • 20:25 Yay at teh Slezy… not: twitpic.com/5f4nv #
  • 20:31 @ceruleanbreeze Oh tis. Apart from one guy who's been in here for almost an hour and is now browsing the porn. #
  • 20:45 @ceruleanbreeze Yep. He just left. And yeah Minotaur and Borders and Mag Nation and the Dymocks on Collins St. #
  • 20:47 @ceruleanbreeze Tis at about 0.3%. #
  • 20:49 Oh, Clark Gregg. If I ever write the faithful FBI/NSA/CTU/CIA/Secret Service agent, I'd cast you and Eric from 24. You're awesome. #
  • 20:49 @ceruleanbreeze It's McMassive. #
  • 20:50 @ceruleanbreeze That's true. See how I go. #
  • 20:53 @ceruleanbreeze Lol at Robbie reference. Win. #
  • 21:10 "And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling, so why don't we just ignore each other til we go away?" #
  • 21:11 If you're happy and you know it DON'T watch Revolutionary Road. #
  • 21:24 @ceruleanbreeze @khali_blache I too think I shall partake of some Firefly upon my return home. That, Castle, Spooks or the Stargate movie. #
  • 21:25 @Glinner Kelly Clarkson. On the monitor at my work. #
  • 21:37 Is it just me or does Rob Pattinson look constipated in the Twilight trailer? Makes you wonder what a diet of blood does for the bowels. #

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My mate Zak died tonight in Tamworth. He was getting old, blind, deaf, and wasn’t getting around too well. It was probably about his time. I was glad my Mum was with him; given half a chance, I would’ve been too. I grew up with Zak. He was my best friend in the whole world – the fact that he had four legs and a tail didn’t matter at all.

I remember 12 years ago, going to our friends’ farm to pick a pup. Zakky could fit in my right hand. My young right hand. He was tiny. I picked him because he was the cutest, and he had brown eyebrows, which I thought was cute and cool all at once. A month later, he was weened and delivered to our house just outside Tamworth.

Mum said I could name him. I didn’t want to rush into it. Naming a good friend isn’t something you take on lightly. So I spent lots and lots of time with this puppy. Playing and laughing and chasing balls and cats etc. One afternoon I was lying on the floor, the young puppy sitting on my chest licking my face. And it came to me. Zak. With a K. Just to be different. I turned to my Pop, who was sitting not far, and I told him. Pop, who died only a few months later, said it was a damn good name for a dog. And Zak was a damn good dog. A whole new kind of dog. Loyal, kind, caring. The best little brother in the whole world. And my best friend.

Life happened. People came and went. We moved. A lot. Lives changed, were turned upside down. But Mum, Zakky and I stayed together. Always. When the events of November 2006 happened, that tough trio was torn asunder. Mum and Zak went back to Tamworth, and I stayed in the Hawkesbury, to keep on with uni.

I’ve been to Tamworth only four times since then. It’s terrible, I know, and God knows I wish I could go more. If only Tamworth were a little closer. I was there last weekend. And I got to sit with Zakky. Pat him, be with him. Zakky only has one eye. The other was scratched out by an irate kitten in his youth. But in that one eye was packed more knowledge, wisdom and kindness than you could possibly imagine. That eye could melt butter. And he looked deep into my soul with it over the weekend. And I knew it would be the last time I saw my mate Zakky alive. We said goodbye on Monday morning and I had tears in my eyes. I could hear him crying as we drove off. Mum said he cried as he lay in her arms tonight, holding on to life, struggling to protect her for just a few minutes more.

You don’t have to protect us any more, mate. You need to just worry about you now. I know you’ll be with us always, but you’re free of pain now. You go run with Cassie and Russell. Tell them I say hello, and that I miss them. And know that I miss you too, Zakky. You’ve been gone all of five or six hours and I feel like a part of me has died. A part of my childhood has gone with you. I love you, mate. Be safe, and remember me – your big brother. Now and always.

Where’s your ball?

I’m not dead, honest.

Vive le APEC. And I live two minutes from where Air Force One was parked while Dubya was here. Awesum.

Until next time…

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